• Black tee flat laid with IV humor punchline front and center—just like your attitude post-shift.
  • White tee worn by smiling nurse on a couch with the quote “I Gave 1,000 mL of Saline and Zero mL of Patience.” Pure nurse exhaustion vibes.
  • Nurse sipping coffee in the “Saline/Patience” tee.
  • Nurse in black shirt writing in the “Saline/Patience” tee.
  • Nurse in blue scrubs serving tired realness in the “Saline/Patience” tee.
  • Nurse smiling at a coworker with a plant in the background, wearing the light blue tee like it’s therapy.
  • Flat lay of white nurse shirt next to sizing chart for “I Could Be Charting Right Now” tee.
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💧 1000mL of Saline, 0mL of Patience | Funny Nurse Shirt for RNs, ICU, ER & Med-Surg Chaos

💧 1000mL of Saline, 0mL of Patience | Funny Nurse Shirt for RNs, ICU, ER & Med-Surg Chaos

Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.

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I gave 1000mL of saline… and zero mL of patience.

Some nurses give meds. Others give attitude. This shirt does both. Bold enough to say what you’re too tired to.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever set up an IV while silently judging someone’s life choices.

🧵 Product Details:

✅ Soft AF Bella+Canvas tee (3001)

🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors

😮💨 Tagless. Breathable. Stress-friendly.

🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and burnout chaos

🎯 Perfect for:

• Day shift chaos coordinators

• Nurses running on sarcasm and NS

• Gifts for over-it coworkers still showing up

🛒 Add to shift cart—before your patience runs out.

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