🧠 Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. | Matte Black 20oz Nurse Tumbler

🧠 Vitals? Stable. Sanity? That’s another story.

This matte black tumbler is the emotional baseline of every nurse clinging to caffeine and composure. Designed for the days when the only thing holding you together is a double-walled cup and an inappropriate sense of humor 😅.

🧊 Hydration Without the Breakdown:

🖤 Sleek matte black stainless steel design = main character energy

🥤 20 oz capacity with secure spill-resistant lid

❄️ Double-walled insulation for hot reports or iced trauma

🧽 Easy to clean + BPA-free because you’ve got enough charting to do

💉 Perfect For:

🩺 Nurses with a pulse but questionable mental status

☕ Those who say “I’m fine” while shaking their iced coffee

🎁 Holiday gifts, burnout survival kits, or treat-yo-self cart additions

🛒 Add to cart—because your vitals are fine but your patience isn’t.