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💩 Code Brown Survivor | Funny Nurse T-Shirt
💩 Code Brown Survivor | Funny Nurse T-Shirt
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TRAUMA? CHECK. TURDS? CHECK. SURVIVOR STATUS? ACTIVATED.
This ultra-soft tee is for the nurse who’s faced Level 7 Containment and lived to chart it. You’ve handled the unmentionable, maintained your composure, and still managed to smile (or at least smirk).
Whether it’s the ER, ICU, or med-surg, this shirt acknowledges your resilience in the face of chaos.
Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 — buttery-soft with a unisex retail fit.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
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Bella + Canvas softness for post-shift comfort
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Perfect for nurses who’ve seen it all
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Oversized fit to hide both your trauma and your snacks
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A badge of honor for surviving the unspeakable
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Designed by nurses, for nurses
CARE INSTRUCTIONS (aka recovery mode):
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Wash cold. Tumble dry low.
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Don’t bleach the memories.
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Iron if your coping skills ever come back (no rush).
SHIPPING INFO:
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Made to order; ships in 3–5 business days
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Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+
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Tracking provided once it ships
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We don’t ghost—unless it’s a night shift
Add to cart. Wear it loud. And when someone asks about your day—just point to the shirt and keep walking.
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