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💩 Code Brown Survivor | Funny Nurse T-Shirt

💩 Code Brown Survivor | Funny Nurse T-Shirt

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TRAUMA? CHECK. TURDS? CHECK. SURVIVOR STATUS? ACTIVATED.

This ultra-soft tee is for the nurse who’s faced Level 7 Containment and lived to chart it. You’ve handled the unmentionable, maintained your composure, and still managed to smile (or at least smirk).

Whether it’s the ER, ICU, or med-surg, this shirt acknowledges your resilience in the face of chaos.

Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 — buttery-soft with a unisex retail fit.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:

  • Bella + Canvas softness for post-shift comfort

  • Perfect for nurses who’ve seen it all

  • Oversized fit to hide both your trauma and your snacks

  • A badge of honor for surviving the unspeakable

  • Designed by nurses, for nurses

CARE INSTRUCTIONS (aka recovery mode):

  • Wash cold. Tumble dry low.

  • Don’t bleach the memories.

  • Iron if your coping skills ever come back (no rush).

SHIPPING INFO:

  • Made to order; ships in 3–5 business days

  • Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+

  • Tracking provided once it ships

  • We don’t ghost—unless it’s a night shift

Add to cart. Wear it loud. And when someone asks about your day—just point to the shirt and keep walking.

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