Funny Nurse Tumbler – “Break Room Therapist. No Degree. No Filter.” 20oz Stainless Steel Cup

You didn’t choose the break room therapist life. It trauma-dumped itself onto you.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse who knows every coworker’s dirty laundry, life crisis, failed relationship, and stress rash. No one asked you to be the unit counselor—but here you are: listening, nodding, and internally screaming into your coffee.

No license. No degree. No boundaries.

You’re not paid for emotional labor—but at least now you’ve got a cup that warns people what they’re getting into.

Why You’ll Love It:

– 20oz size for coffee, Red Bull, or regret

– Double-wall insulation: keeps it hot, like the gossip you’re stuck hearing

– Stainless steel shell: tough enough for a full shift of emotional downloads

– “No Degree. No Filter.” branding = painfully accurate job title

Care Instructions (aka post-session documentation):

Hand wash only—like your dignity after listening to the same breakup story 3 shifts in a row

Do not microwave—unless you’re also ready to explode

May cause coworkers to mistake you for an actual therapist. Use with caution.

Add to cart. Because if you’re gonna be their unpaid therapist, you might as well drink like one.