🧠 If you can’t say it out loud, say it on your cup.
Vitals might be in the green, but your mental status is circling the drain. Whether you’re faking composure during bedside rounds or avoiding yet another “quick” admission, this tumbler gets you. Hydration? Optional. Sarcasm? Mandatory.
🧊 Shift-Ready Features:
🥤 20 oz insulated stainless steel with sarcastic energy
☕ Double-wall design keeps drinks hot during code blues or cold during emotional shutdowns
🚫 BPA-free lid with secure seal—because you’re already tired of cleaning up other people’s messes
💬 Matte pink finish with bold black print that reads like a nurse’s mental status update
💉 Perfect For:
🩺 Bedside sarcasm and passive-aggressive sipping
😤 Surviving shift #4 in a row without a psych eval
🎁 Nurse gifts for the colleague who’s one call light away from snapping
🛒 Sanity might be pending, but this tumbler shouldn’t be.
