This sweatshirt speaks louder than your resting nurse face.
Perfect for when you’re emotionally clocked out, mentally unwell, and physically present. Bonus points if you’re holding coffee and refusing eye contact.
👕 Sweatshirt Specs:
🧵 Comfort Colors soft AF fleece for surviving chart-induced trauma
🖨️ Front print: “I could be charting right now… but here I am, tolerating you”
🛟 Ribbed cuffs + waistband = containment for emotional instability
🧺 Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach your burnout
👌 Unisex fit that flatters all levels of dead inside
💡 Perfect For:
📋 Passive-aggressive break room vibes
🧠 Nurses choosing violence over documentation
☕ Coffee-fueled eye-rollers avoiding actual work
🎁 Gifts for coworkers who hate everyone equally
🛒 Add to cart before you throw the whole chart out.
Because your sweatshirt should speak louder than your words.
