You don’t run the unit. You run the pumps. And that beep knows better than to mess with you.
This shirt is for the nurse who can silence a pump without flinching, clear four air-in-lines with one hand, and instinctively know which machine is screaming from three doors away.
You’re not a healer. You’re an exorcist—for electronics. And this tee? Your sacred robe.
✅ Soft AF Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors
🧼 Tagless. Pre-shrunk. Emotionally durable.
🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and “don’t ask me how I’m doing” days
🎯 Perfect for:
• Nurses who’ve survived report with zero prep and one eyebrow raised
• Charge nurses on their last thread
• Anyone who responds “living the dream” while disassociating
Wear your chaos with pride.
🛒 Add to cart before your sanity clocks out.
