No, I’m Not the Doctor Tumbler Funny 20oz Nurse Cup for Smart-AF Healthcare Workers
No, I’m Not the Doctor Tumbler Funny 20oz Nurse Cup for Smart-AF Healthcare Workers
Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
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Mistaken for a med student again? Cute. Meanwhile, you’re out here saving lives and correcting orders on 3 hours of sleep.
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler says what your badge can’t:
No, I’m not the doctor.
Yes, I’m smarter.
No, I won’t explain it again.
Styled like a hospital sign but hits like a passive-aggressive eye roll, this tumbler is for nurses who are done entertaining the disrespect. It’s clean, classy, and coated in pure facts.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Holds 20oz of barely-contained brilliance
- Double-wall insulation to preserve your coffee and your dignity
- Stainless steel: like you, it doesn’t crack under pressure
- Tells the truth, so you don’t have to
Care Instructions (aka how to maintain your patience cup):
Hand wash only—because you already clean up everyone else’s mess
No microwave—this cup isn’t built to tolerate more heat than you already do
Do not lend to anyone who asks, “So when are you going to become a doctor?”
Add to cart. Because your brain deserves better than another case of mistaken identity.
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