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Pee Breaks 0 | Funny Nurse Shirt for Survival

Pee Breaks 0 | Funny Nurse Shirt for Survival

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Patients: 5 pee breaks. Nurse: 0.

Welcome to the shift where everyone’s bladder gets attention… except yours. This nurse tee captures the daily injustice, one trip to the call light at a time.

Whether you’re dodging call bells or doing the pee-pee dance halfway through your 12, this shirt is a wearable reminder that breaks are mythical creatures in nursing.

✅ Soft AF Bella+Canvas tee (3001)

Made for comfort during 12-hour chaos or couch recovery.

🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors.

🌬️ Tagless. Breathable. Stress-friendly.

Because sweaty shifts are bad enough.

🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and nurse bladder martyrdom.

🎯 Perfect for:

  • Nurses who still haven’t peed since report
  • Charge nurses who get called while walking to the restroom 🚽
  • Relatable gifts for your most hydrated patients 🙄

🛒 Your bladder can wait. Add to cart now.

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