Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
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You’ve made it through three admissions, two call-outs, and one very suspicious “water break.” You’re functioning. Sort of. Mentally? Don’t ask.
🧵 Unisex crewneck comfort: soft, cozy, and emotionally supportive
🎨 Front print: “Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending.”
🧺 Care: Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not engage with patients asking for warm blankets every 10 minutes.
💡 Perfect For:
🩺 Nurses surviving ER drama, ICU regrets, and med-surg mic drops
😵💫 Charge nurses on their last thread
🎁 Gifts for the nurse who’s always charting (or pretending to)
🛒 Add to cart before your last brain cell clocks out.
Because your sweatshirt should speak louder than your words.
