Smiling nurse in scrubs standing in hospital hallway, wearing "I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline and Zero ml of Patience" shirt.
Smiling nurse in scrubs standing in hospital hallway, wearing "I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline and Zero ml of Patience" shirt.
Black nurse humor shirt on hanger with bold white text: I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline and Zero ml of Patience.
Female nurse in scrubs taking selfie, wearing "I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline and Zero ml of Patience" shirt, hospital setting.
Two nurses and a male nurse in scrubs, smiling, all wearing "I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline and Zero ml of Patience" shirts, hospital hallway.
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💉 1,000 ml Saline. Zero Patience. | Nurse Meltdown Tee

$28.00



I gave 1000 mL of saline... no mL of patience.


⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5,000+ Nurses Drained (of patience) and Counting

You swapped your IV bag and your sanity in one shift—because patients don’t wait and coffee’s not enough. Wear this when you've dosed out saline and sympathy… and still have zero patience left.



🔥 Why Nurses Love It:

💧 Saline is life: 1000 mL loaded—but not with patience.

Shift drain: When every push, drip, and trauma drains more than IV fluid.

😤 Wear-your-tired: Perfect for end-of-the-night gloom and comedic doom.

🧷 Badge of burnout: You're the only one still standing by midnight.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before your next code blue—or emotional breakdown.



❝ I literally connected the bag and disconnected my will to live. This tee gets me. ❞ — Taylor K., Med‑Surg RN, Sacramento



❓ Oh, FAQ of the Drained and Over It:

Does it hide frustrated tears? — Only if they dry before break ends.

📏 Runs true to size? — Yes. No one has time for shrinkage.

🎁 Giftable? — Absolutely—for that nurse who’s out of IV bags…and patience.

🎧 Can I rock this during my night shift playlist? — Only if you’ve got two songs left after crying.

🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.