1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Sticker (3x3”)
$4.95
This patient’s getting fluids. You? You’re running on fumes and attitude.
This 3x3" burnout sticker was made for nurses administering care with a side of quiet rage.
🩺 Saline in the IV, Spite in the Soul
- Perfect for laptops, water bottles, clipboards, or your “don’t test me” tumbler
- Waterproof, fade-proof, emotionally accurate
- Designed for nurses delivering 1000ml of composure with 0ml left for nonsense
- Zero fluff. All facts. Built for bedside reality.
🎯 Who’s It For?
Trina – gave 2 liters and still got yelled at
Oscar – hung fluids while hanging by a thread
Maya – knows the bag runs faster than her patience ever will
💬 BB Founder Pick: “One of my students said this mid-shift, dead serious. It hit too hard not to turn into a sticker. Every nurse felt that.”
🧷 Sticker Details:
- Size: 3x3 inches
- Material: Matte vinyl — durable, waterproof, sarcasm-certified
- Sticks to bottles, clipboards, carts (if you're brave), or your own trauma kit
🤔 Sticker FAQs
Where should I stick it?
Badge reel, water bottle, charting laptop, clipboard — anywhere patience ran out first.
Is it waterproof?
Yup. Built for spills, hand sanitizer, and emotional leaks.
Can I gift it?
Absolutely. Especially to your shift bestie who's had it up to here (but still hangs that saline like a pro).
💬 Over 500 nurses grabbed this sticker last week. Stock moves faster than your patience level.
🎁 Why It Works: It’s accurate, hilarious, and aggressively relatable. Basically: nurse therapy in sticker form.