🧠 Break Room Therapist | No Degree. No Filter. Tumbler

This 20oz tumbler is for the nurse who listens to coworker meltdowns, gives trauma support on unpaid time, and still gets asked, “Do you have a minute?”

💬 For the Shift’s Unofficial Therapist

• No degree. No filter. No PTO.


• You run group therapy between code blues and vending machine sprints

🧃 Clinical Honesty. Unfiltered Hydration.

• “Break Room Therapist” is your real title—this cup just makes it official


• Sip while nodding through vent sessions you never asked for

🎁 For the Med Room MVPs

• For your charge nurse, night shift mom, or coworker who always says “Talk to me”


• Perfect for burnout care kits or sarcastic thank-you bundles

🖤 Durable, Like You Pretend to Be

• 20oz white stainless steel with spill-resistant lid


• Keeps drinks cold longer than your compassion reserves


• Slim fit = easy carry while holding the unit together

🧼 Care Instructions

Hand wash only. Not microwave safe. Do not fill with coworker drama—it’ll spill.