Tired nurse holding tumbler, wearing "My License Is Held Together By Caffeine And Crying In The Med Room" shirt, hospital breakroom.
Tired nurse holding tumbler, wearing "My License Is Held Together By Caffeine And Crying In The Med Room" shirt, hospital breakroom.
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☕️ Caffeine & Crying | Nurse Meltdown Tee

$28.00





☕️ Powered by caffeine. Fueled by tears.



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6,480+ Nurses Embracing the Rollercoaster




When your shift’s a 12‑hour marathon and your emotions are on endless loop, this shirt gets it. Blink‑and‑you’ll‑miss it calm? Nah. Coffee to survive. A good cry to release. And you're still standing. That’s real nurse strength.




🔥 Why Nurses Relate Hard:

☕️ Caffeine On Demand: For when your next 3 meds aren’t gonna chart themselves.

😢 Therapy in Tears: Because every shift brings a story that needs releasing.

🧠 Burnout Chic: Uniformed in resilience, wearing truth across your chest.

📈 Emotionally Measured: One part empathy, one part adrenaline, all part hero.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: So you feel seen—quickly and unfiltered.





❝ Blood pressure was chaotic. Coffee was empty. Tears started. But I put this on the next day—and realized I wasn't broken—I was real. Wearing it feels like permission to be both. ❞
— Nina L., Med‑Surg Nurse, Texas




❓ FAQ (For Nurses Running the Emotional Gauntlet):

☕️ Will coffee stain it? — Let’s hope so. Dark shirt hides dark days.

📏 Does it shrink? — We tested it between tears and coffee spills. No shrink.

🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who's seen it all—and cried and caffeinated through it.

🙅‍♀️ Is this dark? — Only as dark as the day you survived—and stronger for it.

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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.