🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler
🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler 🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler

🪡 Held Together by Caffeine & Breakdown | White 20oz Nurse Tumbler

$32.00



Functioning? Technically. Coping? Bold of you to assume.


☕💀😭 Powered by caffeine, panic, and one med room meltdown.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse who’s four iced coffees deep, one sarcastic comment from snapping, and emotionally clinging to the med room like it’s a spa retreat. Your license is held together by caffeine, duct tape, and whispered cries between Pyxis pulls. Sip the chaos. Cry discreetly. Carry on like you haven’t Googled “easy career changes” mid-shift.



💉 Breakdown-to-Burnout Checklist:

✅ Caffeine intake: Borderline lethal. Necessary.

✅ Med room sobs: Silently effective.

❌ Functioning adult: Debatable at best.

❌ Emotional stability: Lost somewhere in Room 12.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives faster than your next microbreakdown.



❝ Broke down crying by the blanket warmer. Sipped from this tumbler like nothing happened. Zero notes. ❞ — Jen R., ER, Washington



❓ FAQ (Caffeine-Enhanced Clarity):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike your shift sanity.

📏 Size? — 20oz of survival fuel and tears.

🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse living on vibes and espresso shots.

🩺 Work-approved? — If they’ve cried in the supply room too, yes.

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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.