⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings
⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings ⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings

⚠️ Shift Status: Sweating Regret, No Feelings

$1.78



Your shift status, clinically summarized in three chaotic lines.


⚡☕😬 Caffeine-induced regret with zero time for feelings.

This 2x2 inch sticker is basically your badge report. Slap it on your water bottle, med cart, or emotional support clipboard to let the unit know: you’re wired, tired, and emotionally unavailable. All you feel is the caffeine coursing through your veins — and possibly some minor regret.

🩺 Shift Checklist:

✅ Sweating caffeine? Confirmed.

✅ Vibrating with regret? Unstable, but managed.

❌ Feelings? Rescheduled for never.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships faster than your last stable vital signs.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15



❝ My shift report included this sticker and a 2-minute exhale. That’s it. That’s the update. ❞ — Haley R., Med-Surg, Florida



❓ FAQ (Filed Under: Emotional Damage):

🧠 Waterproof? — Yes. Built for tears, sweat, and iced coffee spills.

📏 Size? — 2x2 inches of barely-coping energy.

🎁 Giftable? — For your favorite unstable coworker.

🩺 Work-safe? — No cursing. Just clinical despair.

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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.