🧾 I Could Be Charting Right Now – 20oz Nurse Tumbler
$28.95
I could be charting. Instead, I’m tolerating you.
📋🧃🙄 Charting heals all wounds—except you talking to me.
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is the perfect sidekick for your favorite passive-aggressive nurse moment. You’ve got assessments to chart, meds to pass, and a soul that left three shifts ago—but here you are, listening to someone ask if “you’re just sitting.” Priorities: charting, caffeine, and tolerating the circus with minimal eye rolls. Bonus points if no one cries (including you).
📝 Productivity Hierarchy:
✅ Charting: Therapeutic. Legal. Avoids jail.
✅ Caffeine: Mandatory for fake empathy.
❌ Small talk: Should be illegal after 7pm.
❌ Tolerating BS: Burnout has entered the chat.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships before you even fake a smile.
❝ Someone asked if I was ‘busy’ while I was charting and crying. I pointed to this tumbler. They walked away. 10/10. ❞ — Nia T., Float Pool, New Jersey
❓ FAQ (Filtered Through Pure Sarcasm):
🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yes. Unlike your patience.
📏 Size? — 20oz of iced caffeine and fake tolerance.
🎁 Giftable? — For anyone who charts better than they cope.
🩺 Work-friendly? — If they can read, they’ll back off.
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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.