💔 Emotionally Unavailable Nurse | Burnout Tee

12-hour shifts, zero-hour feelings. Emotionally clocked out.

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3,978 Nurses Who Can't Anymore

You start your shift with fake hope. Four hours in? You’ve already disassociated twice and practiced your post-shift "I'm fine." This shirt is your uniform for not giving one more emotional ounce. You’re not mean—you’re maxed out.

🔥 Why Nurses Wear It Anyway:

💔 Emotionally Unavailable: Just like your manager during a code.

🧃 Burnout-Resistant Print: Still readable after trauma and tears.

🛋️ Post-Shift Approved: Silent scrolling in this? Vibe unmatched.

👻 Socially Invisible: Blocks small talk better than AirPods.

🚨 Fast Nurse Shipping: Before you decide to ghost the unit for good.

❓ FAQ (For the Fully Fried):

🧠 Is this clinically accurate? — If your feelings had charting fields, yes.

👕 How’s the fit? — True to size. Unlike your ability to care after 7pm.

🎁 Giftable? — Yep. Perfect for that nurse friend who's emotionally ghosting everyone.

🙅‍♀️ Will this get me written up? — Only by HR. Which means it’s working.