⚡ Founder Combo — Tee + Tumbler + Sticker (Burnout Nurse Gift Set)

💀 Shift’s over. Sarcasm stays on call.

The Founder Combo = our OG burnout kit: 1 tee, 1 tumbler, 1 sticker. Built by ICU/ER nurses. Tested on night shift. Emotionally powered by coffee + sarcasm.

🔥 What’s Inside

• 👕 Patients & Pee Breaks Tee — cotton, soft enough for existential dread naps.


• 🧃 Code Brown Survivor Tumbler — keeps burnout iced (or caffeinated) for 12+ hrs.


• 🩹 Vitals Stable-ish Sticker — glossy 2", badge-reel proof, sanitizer proof.

Bundle Value: $66 if bought separately → you pay $58. Free U.S. shipping $50+. Use code RAGENURSE for a mystery sticker 🎁

✅ Why Nurses Love It

• 🩺 Nurse-made, nurse-approved.


• 💬 Dark humor that even charge nurses accept.


• 🎁 Gift-ready for preceptors + unit besties.


• 😈 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free Guarantee.
  

🧼 Care

• Tee: true-to-size, size up for shift-nap fit.


• Tumbler: dishwasher-safe, iced/hot 12+ hrs.


• Sticker: survives sanitizer + passive-aggressive emails.

⭐ 4.8 avg (126 nurse reviews) • Built during a breakdown, approved by coffee

Dark humor nurse bundle: tee, tumbler, sticker. Built for burnout. Panic-cart friendly.