🦵 Help! My Legs Say Retire | Nurse Shift Tee
$28.00
Answer the call—if your knees allow it. Pray for your joints.
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3,800+ Nurses Who Limp into Work Proudly
Your heart says “Bed 3 needs you.”
Your knees say “Try me again and we strike.”
This shirt is for the nurses who have aged 15 years in 3 shifts—and still show up. If your joints crack louder than the call bell, congratulations: you’ve earned this uniform.
🔥 Why Nurses Love It:
🦴 Geriatric Core Energy™: For nurses who groan every time they stand up.
🛑 Call Light Denial: Helps you ignore bed 3 with clinical accuracy.
🥱 Chronically Exhausted Fit: Comfy enough to collapse in—no shame.
🦵 Orthopedic-Approved Humor: Pairs great with KT tape and sarcasm.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships faster than your cartilage breaks down.
❝ I bent down to grab a pen, and my knee said “Absolutely not.” Wore this shirt while limping into my 3rd shift in a row. Relatable as hell. ❞ — Marla G., Med-Surg, 12 years in
❓ FAQ (For the Over-It & Overworked):
🦵 Does this count as compression wear? — No. But it validates your limp.
🎽 Fit & Feel? — Soft enough to nap in. Moves with your creaky joints.
🎁 Good gift? — Yes. Especially for that one coworker who sounds like Rice Krispies when they stretch.
🧓 Age limit? — If you’ve aged 10 years since orientation, it’s for you.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.