🧠 Vitals: Stable. Sanity: Pending. | 3″ Vinyl Sticker

Vitals? Allegedly stable. Sanity? That’s on backorder.

🧠💊📋 This is what “I’m fine” looks like in sticker form.

This 2x2 inch sticker is the passive-aggressive chart note your face wishes it could make. Ideal for nurses holding it together with dry shampoo, sarcasm, and 1mg of patience left. Stick it on your badge reel, your cart, or anywhere sanity used to live. Bonus: doesn’t count as a HIPAA violation.

🩺 Quick Status Assessment:

✅ Vitals? Charted. Faked if needed.

✅ Crisis? Managed. Barely.

❌ Sanity? Consult pending since 2022.

❌ Stability? Just for patients, apparently.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Packs quicker than your last ICU handoff.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Stability Not Included):

🧠 Waterproof? — Just like your emotional dam.

📏 Size? — 2x2 inches of suppressed breakdown.

🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Especially to nurses who say “I’m fine” through gritted teeth.

🩺 Work-safe? — Yes. Just don’t let Joint Commission read it.