🩻 MD ORDER: Ignore Nurse Deterioration | 3″ Vinyl Sticker

👨⚕️ MD ORDER: Monitor chaos.
Ignore nurse, repeat PRN.

📉🧠🫠 No consult needed — just vibes and spiraling.

This 2x2 inch sticker is for the nurse who's been spiraling silently while watching a whole care team document “patient stable.” Stick it on your chart binder, badge reel, or the MD’s door (we’re kidding… mostly). It’s petty, professional-ish, and painfully relatable. You're not burned out — you're following orders.

🩺 Progress Note Summary:

✅ Patient: Monitored.

✅ Nurse: Spiraling silently.

❌ Support: On backorder.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Because humor is urgent care.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Triage Your Curiosity):

🧠 Waterproof? — Like your sarcasm shield.

📏 Size? — 2x2 inches of emotional accuracy.

🎁 Giftable? — Only if you’re ready to witness an eye twitch.

🩺 Work-friendly? — Technically unspoken. Totally understood.