📝 I Could Be Charting Right Now | Nurse Meltdown Tee
$28.00
I could be charting right now—but someone always needs something.
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3,812+ Nurses Interrupted Mid-Chart (and counting)
The second you sit to chart, a doc wants something, a patient hits the call light, or a nurse yells “can you help me real quick?” This shirt is a tribute to your never-finished notes, your cold coffee, and your eternal state of “I’ll chart later.”
🔥 Why Nurses Snap-Add This:
🧨 Chart-Blocked Chic: Every nurse’s spirit animal when the EMR is open but peace is closed.
🙄 Call Light Camouflage: They’ll still find you. But now it’s sarcastic.
👩⚕️ Interrupt-Proof Vibes: For nurses who’ve said “one sec” 12 times in a row.
🧾 Note-to-Self Energy: You meant to chart. You really did.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: So you can wear it while pretending you’re almost done.
❝ Sat down to chart. Patient wanted ice. Doctor wanted vitals. Another nurse needed help with a bed alarm. Wore this shirt while getting nothing done. 10/10 accurate. ❞
— L. Torres, Trauma RN, Texas
❓ FAQ (For the Constantly Interrupted):
🪑 Will this make people leave me alone? — Absolutely not. But at least you’ll look tired-funny.
📏 Does it shrink? — Nah. True to size. Unlike your patience.
🧼 Charting-friendly? — Yes. Looks great behind a computer you never get to finish at.
🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who’s 17 notes behind and pretending they’re fine.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.