💉 IV Pump Whisperer | Nurse Flow Control Tee

The beep no one could solve. Until you showed up.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 2,988 Nurses Who Solved the Beep Mystery

Every nurse walked past that beeping IV pump like it was cursed. But not you. You rolled up, squinted at the screen, jiggled one thing, and boom—silence. You're not just a nurse. You're the IV pump detective no one asked for but everyone needs.

🔍 Why It Slaps (Harder Than the Air-in-Line Alarm):

🕵️♀️ For the True Fixer: You found the kink in the line no one noticed.

📟 Decodes Beep Morse Code: You speak fluent infusion panic tones.

🧠 Brain Cells Still Intact: Unlike everyone else who gave up at "occlusion."

💀 Judgment-Ready: Worn best while silently judging whoever ignored it first.

🚨 Soundproof Swagger: Walking away after fixing it? Oscar-worthy.

❓ FAQ (Frequent Alarm Questions):

🧠 Will this fix actual pumps? — Only if your stare is strong enough.

🧽 Is it spill-safe? — If it survived third shift, it’ll survive your coffee.

🧵 True to size? — Yes. Unlike most IV settings.

🎁 Giftable? — Absolutely. Perfect for the one nurse who always figures it out.