🪑 Break Room Therapist | No Degree. No Filter. | Nurse Sticker 3″

No degree, no license, no emotional filter — but we still listen better than your EAP.

🪑☕🧠💬 Therapist? No. Trauma translator? Absolutely.

This 2x2 sticker is your honorary license to therapize your coworkers between code browns and missed lunches. You don’t need a clinical degree to offer unsolicited advice, hand out vent sessions, or say “damn, that’s rough” with genuine conviction. Stick it on your badge, bottle, or snack stash. You’re the break room therapist now.

🩺 Emotional Triage Status:

✅ Empathy: High, but filtered through sarcasm.

✅ Listening skills: Selectively excellent.

❌ Boundaries: “Nah girl, what happened?”

❌ Credentials: Vibes only.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Faster than the break room microwave rotation.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Therapy Not Included):

🧠 Waterproof? — Obviously. We handle tears and spills.

📏 Size? — 2x2" of unsolicited wisdom.

🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Ideal for your favorite workplace therapist.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — If HR asks, it’s ironic.