No MD after your name. Just clean meds, correct charting, and better decisions.
This sweatshirt is for the nurse who gets mistaken for the assistant—then saves the damn day. Again. You’re not trying to flex. You’re just tired of being the smartest one in the room… quietly.
Wear it to rounds, wear it to huddle, wear it when someone says, “So are you the doctor?” and you need a legal way to respond.
Why You’ll Love It:
Comfort Colors softness for clinically-induced rage
ICU, ER, med-surg—anywhere doctors say “oops” and walk away
Oversized fit for sarcasm, snacks, and CPTSD
Delivers shade with zero spoken words
Built for nurses who run the unit without a title
Care Instructions (aka intellectual laundry):
Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t bleach the truth.
Iron if you’re prepping for passive-aggressive professionalism.
Add to cart. Wear it to report. And the next time someone says “Wait—you’re not the doctor?” just point to the sweatshirt and move on.
