NPO After Midnight Except for Drama Nurse Shirt | Funny RN ER ICU Humor Tee | Bedside Nurse Life Gift
$28.00
Compliant with NPO. Non-compliant with peace.
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4,295+ Nurses Breaking Their Silence (and call lights)
You’ve followed NPO rules to the letter. But expecting a drama-free shift? That’s a violation. This tee says it all—midnight snacks are banned, but patient chaos, nurse breakdowns, and room 14 going full soap opera? Still very much allowed.
🔥 Why Nurses Actually Wear This:
🚑 NPO-Compliant Cotton: No fluids, no solids, just chaos. Soft AF tho.
🍿 Midnight Shift Theater: Perfect uniform for your 3AM ICU soap opera binge (aka work).
🩺 Vitals Stable, Unit Unstable: Comes in handy when management rounds at 7AM like they run things.
🙃 Drama-Friendly Design: Warning label included. Emotional support not.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Because you’ll probably need this by your next full moon shift.
❝ Charge nurse saw me wearing this and laughed so hard she spit out her 3rd Red Bull. Said “it’s accurate.” Trauma bay erupted 2 mins later. ❞ — Kyle R., Trauma Nights, Vegas
❓ FAQ (No Chill Edition):
🚫 Is this shirt NPO-compliant? — Yes. Unless emotional snacking counts.
🧃 Can I wear it to the OR? — Only if you like being “that nurse” (do it).
🩹 Will it cause drama? — Not directly. But it *will* attract it.
🎁 Giftable? — Yep. Especially for night shift divas and burnout icons.
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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.