☕ NPO After Midnight (Except Trauma) | Nurse Meltdown Tee
$28.00
"NPO After Midnight" Unless It’s Trauma O’Clock.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3,844+ Nurses Laughing Through Protocol Loopholes
Ah yes, NPO after midnight... unless the patient flies in at 11:59 with a chest tube and three bullet wounds. We know the drill. You didn’t write the rules—you just ignore them when it’s trauma time.
🔥 Why Nurses Actually Wear It:
🚨 Trauma Override Activated: Protocols be damned—he’s NPO except for the 4 units of O-neg.
🍔 Pre-Op? Never heard of her: If they’re still breathing, we’re still charting.
🧠 Shift Humor Required: Designed for trauma bay sarcasm and ICU eyerolls.
📛 Rogue Nurse Energy: This shirt violates three protocols just by existing.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before your next trauma... probably.
❝ Wore this during a full moon trauma night—charge nurse laughed, trauma doc gave me side-eye. Still worth it. ❞ — Alondra T., Level I Trauma RN, Chicago
❓ Trauma Bay FAQ (For the Chronically Non-Compliant):
❓ Does this follow hospital policy? — LOL. No. It follows trauma logic.
📏 Runs true to size? — Yep. No shrinkage, just sarcasm.
🎁 Giftable? — Absolutely. Give one to your preceptor or your least favorite surgeon.
😅 Will the trauma doc approve? — Only if you pair it with your game face and trauma shears.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.