🩺 BS-Intolerant…Unless It’s Fasting (Sticker)

Nursing diagnosis: zero tolerance for drama unless it's charted.

🩸📉🙄 Fasted patients? Fine. Fast-talking BS? Rejected.

This 2x2 inch sticker is for every nurse who can triage a crisis but won't tolerate nonsense. Stick it on your charting clipboard, badge reel, or that break room fridge everyone pretends they didn't open five times already. It's blood sugar you're watching, not emotional rollercoasters.

🧾 Shift Diagnosis Snapshot:

✅ Patient tolerance: High (if sedated).

✅ Fasting BS: Accepted. Everything else? Declined.

❌ Emotional drama: Outside scope of practice.

❌ Breakroom nonsense: Charted and ignored.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before your glucose checks are late.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Because We Know You’ll Ask):

🧠 Waterproof? — Yes. Unlike Karen’s stories.

📏 Size? — 2x2 inches of precision sarcasm.

🎁 Giftable? — For your favorite petty preceptor.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — Debatable. But relatable.