💉 The Only BS I Tolerate Is Blood Sugar | Nurse Mug

Warning: Intolerant to 99% of BS except blood sugar.

🩸💉😤 Nurses deal with enough BS. This mug sets the record straight.

Doctors paging you for the thing you already charted? Patients pressing the call light for ice chips every 3 minutes? Shift drama, med room meltdowns, and unhinged families? Yeah—this mug gets it. There's only one kind of BS we’re checking: blood sugar.

💉 For the Nurse Who’s Seen It All:

📉 Morale: Low. Blood sugar? Also low. Mood? Caffeinated.

☕ Break‑Room Approved: Sip your sarcasm loud and proud.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before the next BS hits the fan.

🧼 Microwave + Dishwasher‑Safe: Unlike your patience, this won’t crack.

🎁 Perfect Gift: For your favorite BS‑detecting coworker.

❓ FAQ (Filtered for No BS):

🧠 Is this microwave safe? — Yes. Heats your coffee and your sarcasm.

🧼 Can it go in the dishwasher? — Absolutely. It survives everything—like you.

🩺 Clinical use? — Emotional support mug. Highly therapeutic.

📏 Size? — 11oz of judgment-free hydration (or caffeine).