You sprinted down the hall like it was a code. It was for the remote.
This sweatshirt is for the nurse who’s risked an ankle—and their last ounce of sanity—only to find out the “emergency” was switching from Wheel of Fortune to The Price Is Right.
You’re not cold-hearted. You’re just tired of the word “help” being used for anything but actual help. Wear this and let the sarcasm do the triaging.
Why You’ll Love It:
Comfort Colors softness for high-speed disappointments
ICU, ER, med-surg—where HELP buttons always lie
Oversized fit for rage suppression and snack storage
Gets laughs from every nurse and side-eyes from management
A wearable reminder that next time… you walk, not run
Care Instructions (aka what you wish patients followed):
Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t bleach the rage.
Iron if the remote ever actually stays in the room.
Add to cart. Wear it proud. And when the HELP light goes off again, casually stroll—because you already know.
