🚽 Patients: 5. Pee Breaks: 0 | Nurse Shift Tee
$28.00
Shift’s over. Sarcasm stays on call.
🩺🍕🧠 Real nurses. Real burnt out. Real shirts.
Worn by two nurses fresh off a back-to-back dumpster fire of a shift. These shirts are clinically unfiltered and emotionally accurate—because nothing bonds coworkers faster than shared trauma and takeout. “Patients & PRN Breakdowns” isn’t just a shirt. It’s a care plan for your soul (minus the charting).
🩻 Contents of This Tee (and Your Soul):
👥 Patients: Mostly alive. Occasionally yelling.
🍕 Dinner: 90% carbs, 10% cortisol.
🫠 Breakdowns: PRN and undocumented.
🪫 Battery Level: Low. Sarcasm level? Maxed.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships out faster than your dignity leaves on night 3.
❝ Took this pic right after shift change. 12 hours, 2 codes, and one pizza later—still wearing it like a badge of burnout. ❞ — Dani & Mark, ER Nurses, California
❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Quitting Fantasies):
🧠 Is it comfy? — Like laying flat after 3 missed breaks.
📏 Fit check? — Relaxed, burnout-ready, true to size.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Especially to your favorite code team buddy.
🩺 Work approved? — Wear it post-shift, during breakdowns, or while ignoring charting.
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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.