⬇️ My Favorite Position Is Prone | ICU Nurse Innuendo Tee

You thought it was about sex? Nah. It’s ICU life.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 2,174 nurses too tired for innuendos

There’s nothing sexy about turning a fully tubed patient onto their stomach while dodging cords and your own rage. But hey—if it saves a lung, you’re down. This shirt? For the proning pros and ICU heroes who’ve made 3 AM flips look graceful.

💥 Why It Hits Harder Than the Vent Alarms:

🛏 ICU Inside Joke: Only the proning elite get it.

😤 For the Back-Breakers: Respiratory distress ain’t got nothin’ on you.

🔥 Innuendo Included: Let ‘em read it twice. Then walk away.

🎯 Target Audience: RTs, ICU nurses, and dark humor junkies.

⚰️ Survives Trauma Shifts: Like you. Barely.

❓ FAQ (Frequently Pronated Questions):

😵💫 Is this for yoga? — Only if yoga means intubated patients at 2AM.

🧼 Spill-proof? — It’s seen bile. You’re good.

📏 Sizing? — Comfy fit. Room to flip a grown man in.

🎁 Giftable? — For the one nurse who always volunteers to pronate.