Sanity Pending | Nurse Sticker (3x3”)
$4.95
Vitals: stable. Sanity: circling the drain.
This 3x3" sticker speaks for every nurse mid-shift with a fake smile, 14 tasks behind, and zero plans to process any of it.
💀 Burnout-Core, Shift-Tested
- Dark humor nurses immediately relate to
- Perfect for water bottles, clipboards, laptops, and emotional support tumblers
- Waterproof, fade-resistant, sarcasm-loaded
- Exactly the kind of passive-aggressive morale boost we need
🎯 Who It's For
Becky (ER nurse) – triaging humans while dissociating slightly
Kyle (ICU travel nurse) – slaps this on his clipboard like a personality test
Haley (nursing student) – “I’m fine” is a lie and this sticker proves it
🧷 Sticker Details:
- Size: 3x3 inches
- Finish: Matte vinyl – waterproof, weatherproof, meltdown-proof
- Safe for shift gear, travel mugs, and nurse carts (if you dare)
🤔 Sticker FAQs
Where do nurses usually put this?
Water bottles, laptops, iPads, clipboards, or next to your badge reel — anywhere burnout needs representation.
Is it actually durable?
100%. This sticker lasts longer than your preceptorship. It resists sanitizer, spills, and emotional spirals.
Is this a good nurse gift?
Yes. Especially when “You okay?” isn’t cutting it. It’s cheap therapy — in sticker form.
💬 Over 700 nurses slapped this on shift gear last month. Print runs are limited — like your patience.
🎁 Why It Works: Cheap. Hilarious. Emotionally accurate. Welcome to burnout merch therapy, one sticker at a time.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.