🩸 The Only BS I Tolerate Is Blood Sugar | Nurse Tumbler 20oz

BS is everywhere. At least this tumbler’s honest.

🩸🙄📋 The only BS we acknowledge is blood sugar. Everything else gets the side-eye.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is your passive-aggressive sip of peace. Because low blood sugar? Manageable. High blood sugar? Fixable. But family drama and that clipboard-toting charge nurse? Absolutely not. Fill it with coffee, iced rage, or your last shred of patience. Cheers to surviving another shift of unchecked BS.

📉 Shift Survival Checklist:

✅ Low Blood Sugar: We’ve been there. Handled.

✅ High Blood Sugar: Still functioning. Barely.

❌ Family Drama: Not our scope. Not today.

❌ Clipboard Charge Nurse: Emotional trigger unlocked.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives faster than your patience runs out.

❓ FAQ (Filtered for Drama):

🧠 Is this dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike your mental stability.

📏 How big is it? — 20oz of judgment-free hydration or caffeine overload.

🎁 Giftable? — Perfect for nurses who are chronically over it.

🩺 Can I bring it to work? — Only if you're emotionally prepared for the charge nurse.