Nursing school isn’t for the weak—it’s for those who can function on three hours of sleep, survive clinicals without crying (too much), and turn caffeine into sheer willpower. If your blood type is coffee-positive and your wardrobe is 90% scrubs, congratulations—this sweatshirt is now your personality.
Wear it to class, clinicals, exams, or while having a full-blown existential crisis over your NCLEX review book.
🔥 Why You NEED This Sweatshirt (Before You Fully Lose It):
✔️ Super Soft, Cozy Fabric – Feels like the sleep you desperately need but will never get.
✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Because stress-induced weight fluctuations are real.
✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your motivation during finals week.
✔️ Warm Enough for Cold Classrooms & Freezing Hospital Units – Because somehow, every hospital thermostat is set to ‘Arctic Tundra.’
✔️ Perfect Gift for Nursing Students & Future RNs – Because if they’re running on caffeine and stress, they NEED this.
💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
🔥 Nursing Students Who’ve Accepted That Sleep is a Myth.
🔥 New Grads Who Haven’t Emotionally Recovered Yet.
🔥 Anyone Who Thinks “Caffeine & Clinicals” is a Personality Type.
🔥 Future Nurses Who Are Two Exams Away From Questioning Their Life Choices.
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🚀 Order now before you spill coffee on yourself again and regret not buying an extra.
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