🧪 1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Tumbler
🧪 1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Tumbler
Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
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🚨 Hydration status: full. Patience level: nonexistent.
This tumbler is for the nurse who’s got a heart of gold and a sarcasm IV running wide open. Whether you’re slamming back iced coffee or something stronger, this cup has zero tolerance for BS—just like you.
🥤 Tumbler Specs
🧊 20 oz stainless steel — double-walled for max insulation
🩺 Front text: “1000ml Saline / 0ml Patience” with iconic red slash
🔁 Double-sided print — snark from every angle
🔒 Twist-on lid & metal straw — perfect for chaos containment
❄️ Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12
🧼 Hand wash only (because you’re the only machine that matters)
💡 Perfect For:
🧠 ICU energy, ER sarcasm, night shift realness
☕ Nurses surviving on sarcasm and Starbucks
🎁 The coworker who eye-rolls before coffee
🛒 Add to cart before your patience runs out completely.
Because some shifts just need to be sipped through.
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