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🧪 1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Tumbler

🧪 1000ml Saline, 0ml Patience | Nurse Tumbler

Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.

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🚨 Hydration status: full. Patience level: nonexistent.

This tumbler is for the nurse who’s got a heart of gold and a sarcasm IV running wide open. Whether you’re slamming back iced coffee or something stronger, this cup has zero tolerance for BS—just like you.

🥤 Tumbler Specs

🧊 20 oz stainless steel — double-walled for max insulation

🩺 Front text: “1000ml Saline / 0ml Patience” with iconic red slash

🔁 Double-sided print — snark from every angle

🔒 Twist-on lid & metal straw — perfect for chaos containment

❄️ Keeps drinks hot for 6 hours, cold for 12

🧼 Hand wash only (because you’re the only machine that matters)

💡 Perfect For:

🧠 ICU energy, ER sarcasm, night shift realness

☕ Nurses surviving on sarcasm and Starbucks

🎁 The coworker who eye-rolls before coffee

🛒 Add to cart before your patience runs out completely.

Because some shifts just need to be sipped through.

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