☕ I Gave 1,000 ml of Saline & Zero ml of Patience | Nurse Tumbler

Warning: Patience not included with this infusion or this shift.

🩸💢💉 NS running at 999, tolerance running on fumes.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse who’s got 1000mL of rage infusing wide open and zero time for your attitude. The IV is flowing, the sarcasm is peaking, and the last drop of patience dried up 3 admits ago. No, you can’t “talk to the nurse”—you’re already looking at them, and we are one pump alarm away from HR. Hydrate. Regulate. Don’t detonate.

💊 Stat Nurse Orders:

✅ Bolus flowing: 1000mL of IDGAF.

✅ Eye contact: Stronger than morphine.

❌ Patience on board: Not ordered. Not coming.

❌ Therapeutic tone: See: Code Brown.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships faster than you can say “do you have a second?”

❓ FAQ (Infused With Zero Chill):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike your coworkers’ emotional regulation.

📏 Size? — 20oz of caffeine, sass, and unresolved tension.

🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who runs on fluids and fury.

🩺 Work-approved? — Until Joint Commission reads it up close.