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🩺 Not the Doctor. Just Smarter. | Funny Nurse Shirt – Unisex Fit

🩺 Not the Doctor. Just Smarter. | Funny Nurse Shirt – Unisex Fit

Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.

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Caffeine in your veins. Tears on your scrubs. Still standing.

This ultra-soft Bella + Canvas tee is for the nurse who starts the shift with an iced coffee and ends it ugly sobbing next to a Pyxis. You’re emotionally hydrated, physically collapsing, and still managing to scan meds like a pro.

Because sometimes the only thing holding you together is the caffeine. And sometimes… not even that.

✅ Soft AF Bella + Canvas tee

🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors

🧼 Tagless. Pre-shrunk. Emotionally durable.

🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and “don’t ask me how I’m doing” days

🎯 Perfect for:

• Nurses who cry in the med room and still crush every shift

• Charge nurses on their last thread

• Anyone who responds “living the dream” while disassociating

Wear your chaos with pride.

🛒 Add to cart before your sanity clocks out.

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