• Flat lay of green crewneck sweatshirt with large text reading “Code Brown Survivor – I’ve Seen Things”
  • Smiling nurse in gray crewneck with bold green text “Code Brown Survivor” talking with coworker
  • Two nurses in scrubs exchanging intense conversation, one wearing bright green sweatshirt that reads “Code Brown Survivor”
  • Nurse in hospital hallway holding a bedpan while wearing green sweatshirt with nurse humor quote
  • Male nurse in heather gray crewneck laughing, bold green “Code Brown Survivor” text visible
  • Nurse in active hospital room standing by stretcher wearing green “Code Brown Survivor” sweatshirt
  • Male nurse in heather gray crewneck laughing, bold green “Code Brown Survivor” text visible
  • Nurse at bedside wearing gray sweatshirt with “Code Brown Survivor” message while engaging with patient
  • Both nurses mid-laugh while wearing gray nurse humor sweatshirts, text reads “Code Brown Survivor”
  • Nurse just walked out of a Code Brown room
  • Three nurses in scrubs exchanging intense conversation, one wearing bright green sweatshirt that reads “Code Brown Survivor”
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Code Brown Survivor | Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

Code Brown Survivor | Funny Nurse Sweatshirt

Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.

$44.95 USD
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You’ve seen things… and smelled worse.

For the nurse who’s made it through the shift, the mess, and the trauma (literal and emotional). This sweatshirt is your badge of honor—because surviving a code brown should come with merch.

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

🧵 Bella + Canvas fleece blend — warm enough to mask the chill of trauma

🖨️ Front print: “Code Brown Survivor”

📦 Classic unisex fit — perfect for layering or crying in the break room

🧼 Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, bleach your memory

🔥 Soft enough to comfort you after your 5th “accident” of the night

💡 Perfect For:

🩺 Nurses who’ve lost shoes, dignity, or both

🚽 Those who know it’s not if but when

😂 Night shifters thriving on sarcasm and Febreze

🎁 Gift for the RN who’s seen… everything

🛒 Add to cart. You earned it, survivor.

Because if you’ve cleaned it up, you get to wear it proud.

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