Congratulations—you’ve earned your brown badge of honor.
This sweatshirt is for the nurse who’s been elbow-deep in disaster, emotionally dead inside, and still clocked in for their next shift. You’ve seen things. Cleaned things. Sprayed industrial-strength air freshener—and pretended to move on.
Let this pullover warn the unit: You’ve survived the unspeakable, and you are not afraid to relive it over lunch.
Why You’ll Love It:
Cozy enough to survive sub-zero breakroom temps and bowel-related trauma
ICU, ER, med-surg—wherever chaos leaks
Dark humor that sparks gag reflexes and bonding
Thick enough to mask emotional damage and hand sanitizer fumes
Pairs great with sarcasm and PPE
Care Instructions (aka laundry for the traumatized):
Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t bleach the emotional residue.
Iron only if the trauma didn’t wrinkle it first.
Add to cart. Layer up. And the next time someone says “We have a situation”—just point to your chest and slowly walk away.
