This tumbler isn’t just for hydration—it’s for the nurse who’s seen things, smelled worse, and still came back for the next shift. From explosive shifts to legendary wipe-downs, you’ve earned your badge. Now you can drink from it.
🧊 Tumbler Specs:
🥤 20 oz stainless steel—double-walled for GI disaster-proof insulation
🔁 Double-sided print for full comedic impact
🔒 Spill-resistant lid (TJC, don’t come for us)
❄️ Keeps coffee hot and regret colder
🧼 Hand wash only; not microwave safe
💩 Perfect For:
🩺 ICU, Med-Surg, ED, or that one coworker who always gets floated to the poopiest patients
🎁 Gifts for nurses who’ve earned their stripes in fecal warfare
😷 Anyone who’s ever held their breath and their coffee simultaneously
🛒 Add to cart before the next Code Brown finds you unarmed.
Because not all heroes wear capes—some just carry extra gloves and trauma.
