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🧊 Emotionally Unavailable | Funny Nurse Shirt for Burnout Survival

🧊 Emotionally Unavailable | Funny Nurse Shirt for Burnout Survival

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Yes, I’m here. No, I don’t want to talk about it.

This ultra-soft tee is for the nurse who shows up, saves lives, avoids eye contact, and dissociates mid-H&P. You’re emotionally unavailable, physically present, and mentally debating your next PTO request.

Don’t worry—no one reads the vibe anyway. So let the shirt say it louder.

Soft AF Bella + Canvas tee

🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors

🧼 Tagless. Pre-shrunk. Emotionally durable.

🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and “don’t ask me how I’m doing” days

🎯 Perfect for:

• Nurses who’ve survived report with zero prep and one eyebrow raised

• Charge nurses on their last thread

• Anyone who responds “living the dream” while disassociating

Wear your chaos with pride.

🛒 Add to cart before your sanity clocks out.

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