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🧊 Emotionally Unavailable | Funny Nurse Shirt for Burnout Survival
🧊 Emotionally Unavailable | Funny Nurse Shirt for Burnout Survival
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Yes, I’m here. No, I don’t want to talk about it.
This ultra-soft tee is for the nurse who shows up, saves lives, avoids eye contact, and dissociates mid-H&P. You’re emotionally unavailable, physically present, and mentally debating your next PTO request.
Don’t worry—no one reads the vibe anyway. So let the shirt say it louder.
✅ Soft AF Bella + Canvas tee
🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors
🧼 Tagless. Pre-shrunk. Emotionally durable.
🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and “don’t ask me how I’m doing” days
🎯 Perfect for:
• Nurses who’ve survived report with zero prep and one eyebrow raised
• Charge nurses on their last thread
• Anyone who responds “living the dream” while disassociating
Wear your chaos with pride.
🛒 Add to cart before your sanity clocks out.
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