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🦵 Help, Bed 3! My Legs Say Retire | Funny Nurse Shirt

🦵 Help, Bed 3! My Legs Say Retire | Funny Nurse Shirt

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🧠 Vibe Check: Shift exhaustion, clinically diagnosed.

You’ve made it through 12 hours of call lights, codes, and chaos — and your legs are officially filing for retirement. This shirt gets it. Whether you’re limping into shift report or crawling toward the parking garage, this tee speaks fluent burnout.

👟 Perfect for:

  • Post-shift hobbling and hallway limping
  • Charge nurses who never sit down
  • Nurses with 10k steps by 8am and no raise in sight

✅ Shirt Details:

  • Soft AF Bella+Canvas tee (3001) for maximum comfort on minimal sleep
  • Unisex fit for all genders and gait abnormalities
  • Tagless. Breathable. Stress-friendly.
  • Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and hallway walkers with plantar fasciitis

📦 Shipping & Sizing:

  • True to size and ready to run (or shuffle)
  • Ships quickly via Printify – no STAT order required

💥 Your call light is going off… for this shirt. Grab it now.

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