Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
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Because your badge doesn’t say MD, but your brain says try me.
This one’s for the nurses running the unit while the docs are still “rounding.” Throw subtlety out the window—this is sarcasm with a stethoscope.
🧵 Bella + Canvas fleece blend — soft enough to silence your inner rage
🖨️ Front print: “Not the Doctor. Just Smarter.”
📦 Relaxed unisex fit — for running codes or running the show
🧼 Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, preserve the snark
🫠 Cozy enough to tolerate the 17th “Are you the doctor?”
🧬 Nurses who do 90% of the work, 0% of the glory
👩⚕️ ICU, ER, and med-surg MVPs
🎁 Gift for the nurse who actually knows what’s going on
💥 Throwing shade with style
Because nursing isn’t backup—it’s the blueprint.
