No food. No water. Just piping hot chaos delivered at 2:07 a.m.
This ultra-soft tee is for the nurse who’s heard “NPO after midnight” and laughed—because the real hospital menu is drama, blood, and surprise intubations. You skipped dinner, the cafeteria’s closed, and now you’re elbow-deep in trauma while your stomach eats itself. But hey—at least the patient followed NPO. You? Not so much.
✅ Soft AF Bella + Canvas 3001 tee
🩺 Unisex fit that flatters all shift survivors
🧼 Tagless. Pre-shrunk. Emotionally durable.
🔥 Designed for ICU, ER, Med-Surg, and “don’t ask me how I’m doing” days
🎯 Perfect for:
• Nurses who’ve resuscitated on an empty stomach
• Charge nurses on their last thread
• Anyone who responds “living the dream” while disassociating
Wear your chaos with pride.
🛒 Add to cart before your sanity clocks out.
