NO FOOD. NO WATER. NO PEACE. JUST A 2 A.M. TRAUMA TO RUIN EVERYONE’S NIGHT.
🩺 This ultra-soft tee is for the nurse who’s heard “NPO after midnight” and laughed—because the real hospital menu is drama, blood, and surprise intubations.
You skipped dinner, the cafeteria’s closed, and now you’re elbow-deep in trauma while your stomach eats itself.
But hey—at least the patient followed NPO. You? Not so much.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
👕 Bella + Canvas 3001 — buttery-soft with a unisex retail fit
💨 Silky-soft and breathable for long, unholy shifts
🏥 ICU, ER, trauma bay — wherever “NPO” is a joke
😌 Relaxed fit to hide both your snacks and your sarcasm
😂 Insider humor that only real nurses get
🎁 Makes a great shift gift or subtle threat
🧼 Care Instructions (aka don’t code your cotton):
🧺 Wash cold. Tumble dry low.
🚫 Don’t bleach the flashbacks.
🧼 Iron if the trauma ever stops (spoiler: it won’t)
📦 Shipping Info:
📦 Made to order; ships in 3–5 business days
🚚 Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+
🔍 Tracking provided once it ships
👻 We don’t ghost — unless it’s a night shift
🛒 Add to cart. Wear it to shift. And if someone says “quiet night,” knock on wood and start prepping the trauma bay.
