This sweatshirt is for every nurse who’s sprinted to a room only to find a patient in full comfort, requesting channel 6. If you’ve ever debated launching the remote out the window—this one’s for you.
👕 Sweatshirt Specs:
🧵 Bella + Canvas fleece blend—cozy enough to recover from fake emergencies
🖨️ Front print: “Patient yelled HELP… it was for the remote”
📦 Classic unisex fit—runs true to size
🧼 Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, emotional scarring not included
🔥 Soft enough to take the edge off a 12-hour shift
💡 Perfect For:
🛏️ Nurses on call for Netflix emergencies
😤 Professionals recovering from “code TV”
👀 Coworkers who need a dark laugh between call lights
🎁 Perfect for ICU, med-surg, or night shift sarcasm
🛒 Add to cart before someone yells “help” again.
Because your sweatshirt should speak louder than your words.
