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🧠 Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. | Funny Nurse Coffee Mug for Shift Survival
🧠 Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. | Funny Nurse Coffee Mug for Shift Survival
Held Together by Caffeine and a Med Room Meltdown You’re not unstable. You’re caffeinated and coping.
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🩺 Nursing Diagnosis: Intolerant to BS (Unless It’s Fasting)
When the glucose is low but your tolerance is lower. This mug is for the nurse who’s seen too much, caffeinated too little, and has no time for nonsense—unless it’s lab-related.
☕ Built for Break Rooms & Burnout
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug (black or white)
- Glossy finish with bold, durable print
- Microwave & dishwasher safe for chaos-proof care
- Print on both sides = no wrong angle for judgment
🎯 Perfect for:
- Shift report with a side of eye roll
- Pre-charting caffeine rituals
- Gifts for nurse besties who take their coffee black—and their sarcasm darker
🔥 Limited Stock
This mug sells fast because it feels seen. Grab one before your next meltdown.
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