🩺 Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. | Nurse Mug

Vitals? Stable. Sanity? Pending.

☕💀📉 This is your emotional status update—on ceramic.

After 12 hours of saving lives, doing vitals, and dodging call lights, your clinical performance might be solid—but your mental state? That’s another story. This mug is your shift debrief in 3 words.

💊 For the Professionally Unhinged:

🩺 Vitals: Done. Crisis: Managed. Sanity: MIA.

😵💫 Post‑Shift Mood: Don’t ask questions. Just sip.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before the next meltdown.

☕ Microwave + Dishwasher Safe: Unlike your patience.

🎁 Gift-Ready: For that one nurse who’s barely hanging on (you).

❓ FAQ (Fatigued and Questionable):

🧠 Accurate diagnosis? — Emotionally, yes. Clinically? Close enough.

📏 Size? — 11oz of survival juice capacity.

🧼 Durability? — Stronger than your willpower at 3am.

🎯 Is it relatable? — Painfully.